<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>FootballUnhinged</title><description>Opinion and analysis on the Premier League, La Liga and the Champions League. Strong views. No transfer rumour churn.</description><link>https://footballunhinged.com/</link><language>en-gb</language><item><title>Chelsea&apos;s £117m man scores, Chelsea lose anyway: Arsenal win 2-1</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/arsenal-chelsea-2-1-rogers-scores-chelsea-lose/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/arsenal-chelsea-2-1-rogers-scores-chelsea-lose/</guid><description>Chelsea&apos;s £117m man Morgan Rogers scored inside two minutes, and Chelsea lost anyway. Arsenal came from behind to win the London derby 2-1, and Xabi Alonso&apos;s defence got what it deserved.</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>match-review</category><category>derby</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>Champions League is back: Anfield gets Atlético, United get Azerbaijan</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/champions-league-2026-27-matchday-1-dates-spicy-fixtures/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/champions-league-2026-27-matchday-1-dates-spicy-fixtures/</guid><description>The 2026-27 Champions League kicks off on 8 September. Matchday 1 hands Liverpool an Anfield tie with Atlético, sends Arsenal to Napoli, and reunites United with Azerbaijan&apos;s Sabah.</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>champions-league</category><category>fixtures</category><category>preview</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>Mourinho beaten at last: Betis stun Madrid as Mbappé misses a penalty</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/real-betis-real-madrid-mourinho-first-defeat/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/real-betis-real-madrid-mourinho-first-defeat/</guid><description>Real Betis beat Mourinho&apos;s Real Madrid 1-0, ending a 37-game unbeaten run, as Kylian Mbappé missed a stoppage-time penalty and Mourinho blamed the referees. La Liga has its first big shock.</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>la-liga</category><category>match-review</category><category>upset</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>Three games, no goals: Villa equal a 56-year record nobody wanted</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/aston-villa-goal-drought-56-year-record/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/aston-villa-goal-drought-56-year-record/</guid><description>Aston Villa drew 0-0 at Hull to go three league games without a single goal, equalling a 56-year club record. For a Champions League side, Unai Emery&apos;s goal drought is becoming a genuine mystery.</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 16:30:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>match-review</category><category>stat-attack</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>Mourinho&apos;s Madrid blow Málaga away: Bellingham and Mbappé run riot</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/real-madrid-malaga-mourinho-return-bellingham-mbappe/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/real-madrid-malaga-mourinho-return-bellingham-mbappe/</guid><description>José Mourinho is back at the Bernabéu, and Real Madrid picked up where Mbappé&apos;s hat-trick left off, three up on Málaga inside half an hour, with Bellingham helping himself twice.</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2026 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate><category>la-liga</category><category>match-review</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>Carrick gets his answer: Bruno&apos;s hat-trick sinks Ipswich 5-2</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/manchester-united-5-2-ipswich-bruno-hat-trick/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/manchester-united-5-2-ipswich-bruno-hat-trick/</guid><description>Carrick spent the week insisting he was &apos;not calm&apos;. His players answered with a Bruno Fernandes hat-trick in a 5-2 rout of Ipswich, though the defence that lost at Hull hasn&apos;t gone anywhere.</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2026 17:30:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>match-review</category><category>manager-watch</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>3-0 up in 32 minutes, 4-3 at the death: Chelsea can&apos;t defend a lead</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/chelsea-brighton-4-3-alonso-cant-defend/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/chelsea-brighton-4-3-alonso-cant-defend/</guid><description>Chelsea beat Brighton 4-3 to make it two from two under Xabi Alonso, but 3-0 up inside 32 minutes and hanging on at the end, his side have now conceded five in two games.</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2026 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>match-review</category><category>editorial</category><category>stat-attack</category></item><item><title>Spurs 0-2 Newcastle: De Zerbi promised quality, delivered another home defeat</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/tottenham-newcastle-de-zerbi-another-defeat/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/tottenham-newcastle-de-zerbi-another-defeat/</guid><description>De Zerbi said Spurs had &apos;the quality enough right now to win.&apos; Newcastle disagreed. Another home defeat, no league wins, and a five-year plan already wobbling.</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>match-review</category><category>editorial</category><category>manager-watch</category></item><item><title>Two games, two 2-2s: Iraola&apos;s Liverpool can&apos;t stop drawing</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/liverpool-nottingham-forest-2-2-iraola-winless/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/liverpool-nottingham-forest-2-2-iraola-winless/</guid><description>Liverpool drew 2-2 with Nottingham Forest — their second identical scoreline in two games. Andoni Iraola says he wants a team that wins matches. It is, so far, doing the opposite.</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 13:45:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>match-review</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>City land PSG AND Barcelona while Liverpool dodge the lot in UCL draw</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/champions-league-league-phase-draw-2026-27/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/champions-league-league-phase-draw-2026-27/</guid><description>A supercomputer just handed Manchester City both PSG and Barcelona in the 2026-27 Champions League draw. Liverpool, somehow, avoided all three superclubs entirely.</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>champions-league</category><category>fixtures</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>£50m for a Chelsea reject: the transfer con clubs fall for</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/chelsea-transfer-window-2026-selling-squad-filler/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/chelsea-transfer-window-2026-selling-squad-filler/</guid><description>Chelsea keep selling squad players for £50m a pop — and rival clubs keep paying up. Inside the 2026 transfer window&apos;s most profitable (and legal) con.</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>transfer</category><category>editorial</category></item><item><title>26 shots, no soul: De Zerbi&apos;s Spurs collapse 3-0 at Brentford</title><link>https://footballunhinged.com/posts/brentford-tottenham-de-zerbi-opening-day-defeat/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://footballunhinged.com/posts/brentford-tottenham-de-zerbi-opening-day-defeat/</guid><description>Brentford fired 26 shots and De Zerbi reacted by telling the world his new Spurs side has no &apos;soul&apos; — on day one. The most alarming 3-0 you&apos;ll see this season.</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2026 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>premier-league</category><category>match-review</category><category>opening-day</category><category>upset</category><category>stat-attack</category><category>editorial</category></item></channel></rss>