Sunday, 6 September 2026Today’s column

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Haunting Havertz
Premier League

Chelsea's £117m man scores, Chelsea lose anyway: Arsenal win 2-1

Chelsea's £117m man Morgan Rogers scored inside two minutes, and Chelsea lost anyway. Arsenal came from behind to win the London derby 2-1, and Xabi Alonso's defence got what it deserved.

6 Sept 2026
THE LEAGUE ...
UEFA Champions League

Champions League is back: Anfield gets Atlético, United get Azerbaijan

The 2026-27 Champions League kicks off on 8 September. Matchday 1 hands Liverpool an Anfield tie with Atlético, sends Arsenal to Napoli, and reunites United with Azerbaijan's Sabah.

6 Sept 2026
Vanilla Park has seen better days
Premier League

Three games, no goals: Villa equal a 56-year record nobody wanted

Aston Villa drew 0-0 at Hull to go three league games without a single goal, equalling a 56-year club record. For a Champions League side, Unai Emery's goal drought is becoming a genuine mystery.

6 Sept 2026
Halal Madrid...
La Liga

Mourinho's Madrid blow Málaga away: Bellingham and Mbappé run riot

José Mourinho is back at the Bernabéu, and Real Madrid picked up where Mbappé's hat-trick left off, three up on Málaga inside half an hour, with Bellingham helping himself twice.

30 Aug 2026
Bruno Mars
Premier League

Carrick gets his answer: Bruno's hat-trick sinks Ipswich 5-2

Carrick spent the week insisting he was 'not calm'. His players answered with a Bruno Fernandes hat-trick in a 5-2 rout of Ipswich, though the defence that lost at Hull hasn't gone anywhere.

30 Aug 2026
COLD PALMER...
Premier League

3-0 up in 32 minutes, 4-3 at the death: Chelsea can't defend a lead

Chelsea beat Brighton 4-3 to make it two from two under Xabi Alonso, but 3-0 up inside 32 minutes and hanging on at the end, his side have now conceded five in two games.

30 Aug 2026